Capo 2nd Fret 
 
Em                Cmaj7
We were talking ticket slump  
            Am              D
We'd try to put our finger on it  
Em             Cmaj7      Am
Quantify the undoing of each little step  
               D
And its just a lack of press  
          Em                     Cmaj7
And the refrigerator down at the boys club  
           Am               D
With its little magnets of poetry  
                     Em        Cmaj7                 Am
And they've found one hundred different ways to say blow me  
         Am
Ah yeah blow me now  
 
Em
Janny Wenner Janny Wenner  
Aadd9
Rolling Stone's most fearless leader  
Em
Gave the boys what they deserve  
Aadd9
But with the girls he lost his nerve  
Em
Whoo hoo now  
Aadd9
Hoo  
 
         Em
In every post punk bar  
          Cmaj7
There's a dressing room wall  
          Am
Where the rockboy band  
       D
Will make its mark  
  Em                             Cmaj7
A hundred different pictures of private parts  
                  Am  (stop) 
And some girl going down  
 
 
 
                  Em            Cmaj7
And there's that faggot bashing poetry  
         Am                  D
But the boys are just saying love me please  
      Em                Cmaj7
With every hate filled phrase  
          Am
They just give it away  
             Am
Ah boys you give yourself away  
 
          Em
You know Janny Wenner Janny Wenner  
Aadd9
Rolling Stone's most fearless leader  
 Em
Gave the boys what they deserve  
     Aadd9
But with the girls he lost his nerve  
 
Em
Whoo hoo now  
Aadd9
Hoo ooh ooh ooh  
Em
Yeah whoo hoo now  
Aadd9                    Em A
Hoo ooh ooh ooh          
 
        Em            Cmaj7
Testing 1 2 3 in the marketplace  
          Am           D
But its a demographic based disgrace  
       Em                 Cmaj7
And a stupid secret white boy handshake  
            Am           D
That we'll never be part of  
            Em              Cmaj7
So when its dj blow and the morning show  
            Am                    D
I give you one hundred reasons to just say no  
            Em      Cmaj7          Am
And I said come on girls lets go right now  
             Am
Oh girls lets go right now  
        Em
Oh cause lucystoners don't need boners  
Aadd9
Ain't no man could ever own her  
Em                                  Aadd9
With the boys she had the nerve to give the girls what they deserve  
 
Em
Lucystoners don't need boners  
Aadd9
Ain't no man that'd ever own her  
Em
With the boys she had the nerve  
Aadd9
Gonna give the girls what they deserve  
 
Em
Ah whoo hoo  
Aadd9
Ooh ooh ooh ooh  
Em
Yeah Whoo hoo now  
Aadd9
Ooh  
 
       Em
I said lucystoners don't need boners  
                                                      (Lucystoners don't need boners)  
Aadd9
Whoo ooh ooh ooh ooh  
                                        (Lucystoners don't need boners)  
 Em
Lucy stoners don't need boners  
                                               (Lucystoners don't need boners)  
Aadd9
Whoo ooh ooh ooh  
                              (Lucystoners don't need boners)  
Em
Ah whoo  
               (Lucystoners don't need boners)  
 
Aadd9
Yeah  Whoo 
          (Lucystoners don't need boners)  
           
 
Em
Lucystoners don't need boners 
Aadd9
Lucystoners don't need boners  (repeat these 2 lines lots) 
 
 
No Chord 
Lucystoners don't need boners 
No Chord 
Lucystoners don't need boners