Drunk By Noon

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There once was a poodle who thought he was a cowboy
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He lived in a cage the size of his thumb
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And, though his white horse was a box of toothpicks
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He galloped around until he was hit by a car


-- Verse II --

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Sometimes I flap my arms like a hummingbird
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Just to remind myself I'll never fly
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Sometimes I burn my arms with a cigarette
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Just to pretend I won't scream when I die


-- Chorus --

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If my life was as long as the moon's
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I'd still be jealous of the sun
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If my life lasted only one day
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I'd still be drunk by noon
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Yes I'd still be drunk by noon


*Whistling Verse*


-- Verse III --

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Sometimes I hope I come down with cancer
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At least then I'll get to stay in bed and watch TV all day
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And on my deathbed I'll get all the answers
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Even if all my questions are taken away