E        C/G              F              B
Is it my fault that you never got home?
   E              C/G                F                 B
If we'd taken the train, I guess you would've got home
E       C/G        F             B
I was so tired of lugging those bags around

[Bridge]
E C/G F B

[Verse 2]
E              C/G             F          B
We hopped in a cab, you were so excited
   E              C/G           F                 B
To stretch out in bed, it was such a long flight
E        C/G        F         B
Thirteen hours of trying to fall asleep

[Bridge]
E C/G F B

[Verse 3]
E        C/G      F              B
Judy and me crossing the street
           E            C/G         F           B
She said, "What did you leave for the cabbie?"
        E          C/G         F              B
"That's such a bad tip", she walked to give him some more

[Bridge]
E C/G F B

[Verse 4]
        E          C/G          F               B
I heard tires come screaming around the corner
     E             C/G             F       B
Some drunk asshole saying he was so sorry
E          C/G                 F                B
One broken hand, two bruised ribs, and one hospital gown

[Bridge]
E C/G F B

[Verse 5]
               E            C/G            F         B
If you weren't such a cheap bastard, I'd be at home
    E           C/G                    F            B
I'm not made of money, you should've left it alone
   E         C/G           F           B
As soon as I say it, she looks at me so surprised

[Bridge]
E C/G F B

[Verse 6]
   E                C/G            F             
Of course it's your fault that I never got home

[Outro]
E C/G F B (x4)

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D|------5---------------------------------------------| (x4)
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