Welcome To

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welcome to:
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no amount of stoned makes you feel ok
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welcome to:
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this year's alone - brought to you by Christmas day
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welcome to:
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the darkness into which prayin people pray
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it's quiet here except for this song
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now that everybody's gone
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but hey
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least you don't have to play along today
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you know you don't have to play along....

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welcome to:
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something like elation when you first open your eyes
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just cuz it means
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that you musta finally got to sleep last night
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welcome to:
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the precipice between groundlessness and flight
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yeah it's quiet here except for this song
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now that everybody's gone
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but hey
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least you don't have to play along today
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you know you don't have to play along
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you don't have to play along
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you don't have to play along

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besides which, welcome to:
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taking the good stuff down off of the shelf
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and welcome to:
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the art of conversation with yourself
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welcome to:
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humming an unbroken tune all day long
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yes it's quiet here
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but hey
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least you don't have to play along today
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you know you don't have to play
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you don't have to play along today
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you don't have to play
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haa-aaa-aiii
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haa-aaa-aiii
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ha-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah
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ha-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah
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ha-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah
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ha-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah