G                             Em
Why do you say we should hang out again
            G
Catch up on life but then
      D
Never respond to my text? Hello?

G                         Em
Why do you ask me how I'm doing when
               G
You ditched me yet again
              D
Man, this has got to end

G  Em             G
Oooooh, you are a flaky friend
           D
You define flaky and

G  Em                G
Oooooh, honestly I'm sick of it
           D
Your flaky bullshit (giggle)

G                                Em
Like last week I'm at the coffee shop

I'm 15 minutes early  
G
Then I get a message from you
D
"I can't come, so sorry"
G     Em   A?
What. The. Fuck.

G
Please tell me you're joking around
             Em
Cause it's a dick move bro, if you're canceling
     G
With traffic it'd take you 45 minutes to get here on time
D
So what the hell have you been doing?

G  Em             G 
Oooooh, you are a flaky bitch
                 D
You can go eat a dick
G  Em                     G
Oooooh, good luck getting other friends
                      D
You'll never stand me up again
C Am C             
Oooooh, and one more thing.

G    C
Fuck you.