I wish I could know, what's cooking in his brain
I wish I could figure out what makes him go insane
I wish I knew, what I (supposedly) did to you
I wish I could be that someone he wants me to be

even though it's been a long time since I talked to you
He just thinks on beating me, even though I have been true
and just because I was your first, he is your last
he doesn't have to be a big pain in the ass

What should I do your boyfriend wants to kick my ass
should I be afraid or not?
I have been up all night, and trying to figure out
why your boyfriend wants to kick my ass

I wish he would understand the way I feel about you,
then he'll realize, there is nothing he has to do
I wish he would have listened to what I had to say
that's why I wrote this song today (Nov 97)

and even though it's been a long time since I played with you
He just thinks the Louisville slugger will end our feud
and just because I wanted to repo my coat (that I left at your house)
he doesn't have to be the big bad wolf