A            E
I am cow, hear me moo
          D               A
I weigh twice as much as you
       A                   E
And I look good on a barbeque
          A
Yoghurt, curd cream and butters
            D                A
Made from liquids from my udders
      A         D            E     A
I am cow, I am cow, hear me moo…

VERSE 2:
      A            E
I am cow, eating grass
         D                A
Methane gas comes out my ass
         A                 E
And out my muzzle when I belch
         A
Oh the ozone layer is thinner
             D            A
From the outcome of my dinner
      A         D             E     A
I am cow, I am cow, I’ve got gas…

VERSE 3:
      A            E
I am cow, here I stand
          D              A
Far and wide upon this land
      A                E
And I am living everywhere
      A
From B.C. to Newfoundland
           D                A
You can squeeze my tits by hand
      A         D            E    A
I am cow, I am cow, hear me moo!