|G      |C       |A7      |D7     |


      G    Gmaj7  G     Gmaj7
If ya ever saw an elefa roo
           G7            C
Or a hippo rat in a blue canoe
Bm7     E7  Am7         Cm
Gosh oh gee wait'll you see
D         C  D
    Them

      G    Gmaj7  G        Gmaj7
If ya ever saw    rhinocel lo
            G7        C
Or a pelica puss on a cake of soap
Bm7     E7  Am7         Cm
Gosh oh gee wait'll you see
D        G
    Them

            Dm7  G7       C6
They're the most peculiar whatnots
    Dm7      G7       C6
Not pink not blue not grey
      Em7  A7     D
If ya ever try to catch one
Ebdim   A
It will go
                  A  D
Galeapin a way

      G
If ya ever saw a rangatangzee
             G7         C
Or a chimpan zelle in a cherry tree
Bm7     E7   Am          Cm
Gosh oh gee  wait'll you see
D
   puutaputtaputtaputta

G
Them

|Dm7     G7     |C       C6     |Dm7     G7     |C            |
 *   *   *   *   *   *   *   *   *   *   *   *   *   *   *   *

|Em7     A7     |D              |A7             |D            |
 *   *   *   *   *   *   *   *   *   *   *   *   *   *   *   *

|G       Gmaj7  |G       Gmaj7  |G       G7     |C            |             |
 *   *   *   *   *   *   *   *   *   *   *   *   *   *   *   *

|Bm7     E7     |Am7     Cm     |D              |D               |             |
 *   *   *   *   *   *   *   *   *   *   *   *   *   *   *   *

      G
If ya ever saw a buffakyoose
           G7           C
Or a porcu dile drinkin lemon juice
C Bm7             E7  Am7                  Cm  D
      Gosh oh gee         wait'll you see
                    Am7  D7
 pppppppppp  Them


      G
If ya ever saw a crockamingo
           G7           C
Or a nanny duck olaying tic-tac-to
C Bm7               E7 Am7                  Cm D
       Gosh oh gee         wait'll you see

pigyabblepigyabblepigyabblepigyabble

G
Them

            Dm7     G7      C6
They're the most pe culiar  whatnots
     Dm7     G7        C6
 Not big not small not tall
      Em7  A7       D        Ebdim
If ya ever get real close to one
              Em7 A7
You will see
                A7  D7
Nothing at all

          G         Gmaj7       G        Gmaj7
Don't you bother to look in the dictiona ries
          G7              C
Cuz there are no such ani mals as these
    Bm7
And as for them
Bm7   C              Cm  D7
ha  I made the up
                                      D7 D7
pigyabblepigyabblepigyabblepigyabble

Good bye!
      G
Them!