Maybe you love me
maybe I'm a monkey
maybe you're just bored
with a belly full of drinks
so you wanna take me home and fuck me

maybe I'm a puppet
maybe I'm a prophet
maybe you're just bitter at your own shortcomings
so you're gonna do your best to stop it

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either way you seem so confused
why I don't wear sandals for shoes
think you'd better focus your view
till the show expires
I'll be your messiah
do what I say, I say what you do

maybe I'm the greatest
maybe you don't know it
maybe you just over think my simple songs
and review me as a second-rate poet

maybe I'm the flavor
maybe I'm your savior
maybe I just got inside your fucked up head
and told you what to think about your neighbor

[chorus]

either way you seem so confused
why I don't wear sandals for shoes
think you'd better focus your view

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