G
We had a little quarrel, she and I
    C
She told me just to curl up and die
        D
I crept out to drown my sorrows

At a joint called no tomorrows
          C                                 D
Where the old man came and looked me in the eye
   G
Old Blevins

[Verse 2]
G                                         G C G
I could see he had some wisdom to impart
     C
Some story that was etched and burned and stamped

Upon his heart
         D
Then his eyes began to glisten

'Cause he could see that I would listen
   C                                 D
We sat there at that bar 'til nearly three
                                     G
And this is what Old Blevins said to me

[Chorus]
         C                                  G
He said "Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
                     C             A D
In Tijuana blah blah blah back in 1963
C                                  G
Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
                                     D
You should have been there blah blah blah"
            C               G
Is what Old Blevins said to me

[Verse 3]
G
I sat there and I listened to his words
        C
As they flapped around my head like little birds
       D
Had he gone plumb 'round the bend

Or could I just not comprehend
    C                                   D
His lips were writing lines I could not read
                                    G
When suddenly, it all came clear to me

[Chorus]
            C                                  G
As he said "Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
                             C         A                     D
Them crazy hippies blah blah blah blah no effect on me
C                                  G
Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
                               D
The great depression blah blah blah"
       C                  G
And he would not leave me be

[Solo]

[Bridge]
    A
Old Blevins was still talking when I seized my chance to flee
     C                                  D
Back home she's never known I'm not the fool I used to be
    C                             G
But I know that a man and woman's lives were somehow changed
     C                    A           D
By a loathesome toothless geezer, incoherent and deranged
       C                                G
And my memories of that evening fuel an inner-mounting fear
       C                A          D
That I might become old Blevins anywhere that they sell beer

[Chorus]
              C                                  G
And I'll say "Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
                      C              A
I don't remember blah blah blah blah blah blah
              D
Mistakes were made
C                                  G
Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
                                  D
How 'bout them Cowboys? Blah blah blah"
         C               G
Like Old Blevins used to say

D    G
Old Blevins