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I was heading for my mountain home
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Where all the latest names are Jones        
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Where husband works back late at night
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His hopes are up for trousers down
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With a hostess on a business flight
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Taxi in a Mercedes drive
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I hope that driver's coming out alive
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The garden it is Dorsettive
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That lady she's so corsetive
A
She's got fifteen ways
Bm
To lead that boy astray
Bm
He thinks he's one and only
   G
But that lovely, she's so lonely
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She pumps him full of breakfast
        Bm
And she sends him on his way

[Refrão]

Bm
What a sing-song dance
A
What a performance
G
What a cheap tent show
F#                      A
Oh no, no, no, no, no then
Bm                                     
The boys light up   
G
The boys light up       
A             
The boys light up  
Bm
The boys light up, light up, light up 
                                     
( Bm  G  A  Bm )

Bm               G
Excitedly she opens the drawer
A
Mother's littles helper
Bm
Is coming out for more
Bm
Strategically positioned
G
Before the midday show
A
The back is arched
Those lips are parched
Bm
Repeated blow by blow
Bm                        G
Later, at the party, all the MPs rave
A
'Bout the hummers she's been giving
Bm
And the money that they save
Bm
To her it is skin lotion
G
In promotion to
A
That flat in Surfer's Paradise
Bm
With the ocean view

Bm
What a sing-song dance
A
What a performance
G
What a cheap tent show
F#                         A
Oh no, no, no, no, no,... then...

Bm                                     
The boys light up  
G
The boys light up   
A          
The boys light up   
Bm
The boys light up, light up, light up 

( Bm  G   A  Bm )

Bm                                     
The boys light up     
G
The boys light up     
A         
The boys light up     
Bm
The boys light up, light up, light up