Em
You call me on the telephone
    G
You call the phone for love
    D
You call the phone for many things
    A
You call the phone for bug
    Em                               G
But when you call me all the time, I know not what to do
    D                             A
You call me so I poo-poo-poo, you poo-poo-poo me too and
 


Em
You want sandwich
G
You want love
D
You want everything
A
You want bug
Em
You want sandwich
G
You want love
D                          D
You want everything, don't you?

You want bug! Oo-oo

(Em, G, D, A) 2X



      Em                   G
There was a little monster out in a lake
D                      A
I went to his house to bake him-bake a cake!
    Em                  G
But then the next day I got a call from him,
        D               A
he said I want sandwich for my din-dan, and
 


Em
You want sandwich
G
You want love
D
You want everything
A
You want bug
Em
You want sandwich
G
You want love
D                          D
You want everything, don't you?

You want bug! Oo-oo

(Em, G, D, A) 2X



    Em                G
The crooked crocodile sits in his chair
D                          A
Rocking back in forth like he didn't even care
   Em
He calls me in the morning, he says:
 G
"I want love now homie,
     D                        A
'cuz I rock all day long just like my mama told me!"
so...
 


Em
You want sandwich
G
You want love
D
You want everything
A
You want bug
Em
You want sandwich
G
You want love
D                          D
You want everything, don't you?

You want bug! Oo-oo

(Em, G, D, A) 2X



    Em
The tutti-frutti toucan
G
can do what you can!
D
I am not now joking!
  A
I asked the tattoo man,
        Em
he says "Tutti-Frutti called him,
    G
and said many things"
    D
but most of all he said:
A
I WANT EVERYTHING!



Em
You want sandwich
G
You want love
D
You want everything
A
You want bug
Em
You want sandwich
G
You want love
D                          D
You want everything, don't you?

You want bug! Oo-oo

(Em, G, D, A) 2X



I said,
Em               G
"Who is the bug? Who is the bug?"
D              A
*pseudo-German*

I said,
Em               G
"Who is the bug? Who is the bug?"
D             A
*more pseudo-German*

(Em, G, D, A) 2X