Life on the farm is very laid back
Koil milks the cows, Jay feeds the cats
Life is so happy, Skies all around
Bills are in the mail, I really like the browns
My hair looks good today
My room is cleaned up okay
My watch is still on time
Koil and Jay just bought a swine
Someone actually called for me
I'm about to enjoy some coffee
I'm so happy that I could cry
Don't have a dryer but my socks are dry
Food on the stove, my feet don't stink
I just clocked out my feet don't stink
I like my toilet bowl the way
That it flushes into that hole
Theres air to breath, snot on my sleeve
Twizzlers to chew, there's some on you
Got my own room, get paid soon
Eddies back in town, acting like a clown