C             F
I'm gonna ask you for it
C             F
I'm gonna ask you for it
C             F
I'm gonna ask you for it
N.C.
Because I can't afford it

C F C F C F Am G

[Verse 1]
C
I'm unemployed again
         F
I did my weekly shopping for three bucks in
      Am                                G
And I push I pull up to mine and we can spend the evening drinking your red wine
C                                        F
I don't need money or your sympathy, but would you mind calling me an Uber at 3
  Am
I am that sad, that's my own fault
    G
But oh well, I'll be fine because

[Chorus]
C             F
I'm gonna ask you for it
C             F
I'm gonna ask you for it
C             F
I'm gonna ask you for it
Am        G
Because I can't afford it
C             F
I'm gonna ask you for it
C             F
I'm gonna ask you for it
C             F
I'm gonna ask you for it
Am        G
Because I can't afford it

[Verse 2]
C
All that or la-di-da
           F
And if you can't pay rent then ha-ha-ha
      Am                                         G
And I like to laugh at my own expense because my price tag isn't that expensive
C
And yes, I'm well aware
    F
I'm lazy and I just don't care at all
    Am                   G                         A
But that's alright cause I'm gonna ask you for it, because I can't afford it

[Chorus]
C             F
I'm gonna ask you for it
C             F
I'm gonna ask you for it
C             F
I'm gonna ask you for it
Am        G
Because I can't afford it
C             F
I'm gonna ask you for it
C             F
I'm gonna ask you for it
C             F
I'm gonna ask you for it
Am        G
Because I can't afford it

C F C F C F Am G x2

C             F
I'm gonna ask you for it
C             F
I'm gonna ask you for it
C             F
I'm gonna ask you for it
Am        G
Because I can't afford it
C             F
I'm gonna ask you for it
C             F
I'm gonna ask you for it
C             F
I'm gonna ask you for it
Am        G
Because I can't afford it  x2