She's always complaining at table no. 7
With the paranoid panoramic view of a mine dump
The new manager is usually forced to listen
"Too late" they always say
But hey
What can a man do
When your customers want more of you?

Other than a meal

Like

Lucy from the steakhouse in Delmas
That's her in the corner with a miniature
Seventh pending manager due
[Or maybe not]

[So geskrik ons kon amper die hele middag nie eens gepraat het nie...]

But hey
What can a girl do
When she's thirty and she's broody?
And she likes to play dirty like Lucy
Like

Lucy from the steakhouse in Delmas
That's her in the corner
With a pending paternity suit
That doesn't fit the manager