I'm a modern Super-hero
But I'm living in the same old-fashioned world
With a tolerance of zero
For the villains in the uptight underworld
And they know who they are

The modern Super hero
Doesn't bother with the silk shoes, mask, and cape
He's not afraid to let his fear show
The outer hero needs to let the inner coward escape
Every now and then

I'm a modern super

I'm a hero for the new age
Fighting to protect the new morality
And you oughta see my web page
I'm living virtual immortality
And it's all for free

I'm a modern super hero