Morhoid grease breathing slob
Singing blah blah blah blah
Overkill supermarket pencil stealing fun
Singing blah blah blah blah
Hey baby, what's new?
I got herpes just like you!

A drive-by shooting pitchfork in the face
Singing blah blah blah blah
A crack smoking donkey from outer space
Singing blah blah blah blah
Love your parents, love the flag
Stuff your girlfriend in a bag

Top-40 mind-rotting circus of fleas
Singing blah blah blah
Teenage tongue-wagging porno magazine
Singing blah blah blah
Hey baby, you're real cool
We'll go fishing after school