(Ready, ready, set, go)

If I were a dentist I would take the opportunity to look in your mouth,
Maybe if I did then I would better understand just what you're talking about,
And if my X-ray picture gave the proper information, I'd be back at the start,
Cos every time I try and talk to you, my words keep falling apart

Pretty girls make me nervous
Pretty girls make me nervous
Pretty girls make me nervous
When they're as pretty as you

If I were a surgeon, I would do an operation to examine your heart,
I'd check to see if you and me could really have a movie on the very start
And if my diagnosis turned up positive, I'd still be only dreaming of you,
Cos approaching you is something that I know I'll never have the guts to do

Pretty girls make me nervous
Pretty girls make me nervous
Pretty girls make me nervous
When they're as pretty as you

And when she smiles, she makes me happy
And when she's near, I get so dreamy
And in my award-winning dream, I perform like I was on a movie screen,
As I casually pop the question-

"Do you want to go out for coffee with me?"

"I don't drink coffee"

If I were a lawyer, I would argue for the right to kiss you passionately,
And if I were a teacher, I would rewrite history so you would end up with me,
And if I were an architect, then I'd be busy drawing up the perfect plan,
But all of these things I'm not, so what I am's the only thing I am

Pretty girls make me nervous
Pretty girls make me nervous
Pretty girls make me nervous
When they're as pretty as you