Last night I was dreaming
Dreamed about the H-Bomb
Well the bomb it went off and I looked around
I was the only man left on the ground

Thirteen women and only one man in town
There were thirteen women and only man in town
Well as funny as it may be
The only livin' man in town was me
There were thirteen women and only one man in town

I had two gals every morning
Seein' that I was well fed
And believe you me, one sweetened my tea
While another one buttered my bread

Two gals gave me my money
And two gals made me my clothes
And another sweet thing bought me a diamond ring
About 40 karats I suppose

Thirteen women and only one man in town
There was thirteen women and only man in town
Well it's something I can't forget
'Cause I think of those thirteen women yet
There were thirteen women and only one man in town

I had three gals doin' the Mambo
Three gals ballin' the jack
And all of those gals really did their best
They were all a lively pack

I thought I was in Heaven
And all of these angels were mine
But the alarm went off and I hit the ground
'Cause I had to get to work on time

Thirteen women and only one man in town
There was thirteen women and only man in town
Well I can't tell you where I've been
'Cause I'm thinkin' that I might go back again
To the thirteen women and only one man in town