Woo!

            Dm            
I'm not your friend or anything
 Dm                              A
Damn, you think that you're the man
                      A
I think, therefore, I am
            Dm             
I'm not your friend or anything
 Dm                              A
Damn, you think that you're the man
                      A
I think, therefore, I am

                                          Dm
Stop, what the hell are you talking about? (Ha)
                            A
Get my pretty name outta your mouth
                      A
We are not the same with or without
    Dm
Don't talk 'bout me like how you might know how I feel
                                         A
Top of the world, but your world isn't real

Your world's an ideal

           E
So go have fun
                      
I really couldn't care less
               F
And you can give 'em my best, but just know

              Dm
I'm not your friend or anything
 Dm                              A
Damn, you think that you're the man
                      A
I think, therefore, I am
              Dm
I'm not your friend or anything
 Dm                              A
Damn, you think that you're the man
                      A
I think, therefore, I am

Dm
I don't want press to put your name next to mine

We're on different lines, so I
A
Wanna be nice enough they don't call my bluff

'Cause I hate to find
Dm
Articles, articles, articles

Rather you remain unremarkable
             A
(Got a lotta) interviews, interviews, interviews

When they say your name, I just get confused

           E
Did you have fun?

I really couldn't care less
              F
And you can give 'em my best, but just know

              Dm
I'm not your friend or anything
 Dm                              A
Damn, you think that you're the man
                      A
I think, therefore, I am
               Dm
I'm not your friend or anything
 Dm                              A
Damn, you think that you're the man
                      A
I think, therefore, I am

    Dm/A
I'm sorry
                             A
I don't think I caught your name
    Dm/A
I'm sorry
                             A
I don't think I caught your name

( Dm  A )

               Dm
I'm not your friend or anything (I'm not your friend)
 Dm                              A
Damn, you think that you're the man (they wanna, they can try)
                      A
I think, therefore, I am (I am)
               Dm
I'm not your friend or anything (not your friend, they wanna)
 Dm                              A
Damn, you think that you're the man (you're the man)
                      A
I think, therefore, I am (therefore, I am)