Never Buy The Sun

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Someone's hiding in the bushes with a telephoto lens
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While their editor assures them, the means justify the ends
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Because we only hunt celebrities and it's all a bit of fun
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But the Scousers never buy the Sun

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And the parents of the missing girl cling desperately to hope
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While a copper takes improper payments in a big brown envelope
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And nobody in the newsroom asks where this information's from
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But the Scousers never buy the Sun

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        Fmaj7                               C
          Tabloids make their money betting bullshit baffles brains
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        And they cynically hold up their hands if anyone complains
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        And they say "Look, all we're doing is giving people what they want"
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        Well, they're crying out for justice, people crying out for justice

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And the man they call "The Digger" casts a proprietary eye
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Over what goes on in the gutter and what happens in the Sky
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And he claims he's fit and proper and the watchdog sings his song
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But the Scousers never buy the Sun

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International executives they hang their heads in shame
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Tell us with their hands on hearts that the paperboy's to blame
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But everyone who loves that kiss'n'tell, you must share the blame as well
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But the Scousers never buy the Sun

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        Fmaj7                              C
          Tabloids making millions betting bullshit baffles brains
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        And they cynically hold up their hands if anyone complains
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        And they say "All we're doing is giving people what they want"
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        Well, they're crying out for justice, people crying out for justice

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In the corridors of power they all sit down to sup
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with the devil and his minions and they for his opinions
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But the politicians wring their hands and say "What's to be done?"
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But the Scousers never buy the Sun

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Well no-one comes out well when all is said and done
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But the Scousers never buy the Sun