A Walk Like a Burned Out Porn Star
With Aching Feet For a Car
My Buddy Had a Baby With a Girl Named Star
Makes Me Appreciate How the Little Things Are

But Crossing a Road Isn't Easily Told
To a Young Has-been Centerfold
Labelled a Winner's Episode

Yeah, I'm Really Clean If You Know What I Mean
Except For This Recurring Dream
Of Losing Total Feeling
While the Windmill's Squealing
The Windmill's Squealing

I Paint to Kill the Dead Saints
I Paint to Make It Clear
My Colors Run in Blue and Gray
But They Give Hope to Someone Dear

Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, 2am Lovesick
With a Walking Pneumonia Drumkick
And This Candle Doens't Have a Wick
But I'm Really Not That Scared
No, I'm Not That Scared

A Walk Like a Burned Out Porn Star
With Aching Feet For a Car
My Buddy Had a Baby With a Girl Named Star
Makes Me Appreciate How the Little Things Are