Before YouTube I walked through life
And now I frollic
YouTube has been like a father to me
Except YouTube's not an alcholic
Before YouTube I was just a skinny white kid
That thought he was funnier, & cooler
Than he actually was

Now
Not much has changed
But I have a shitload of money
Because YouTube is a place for people to share their ideas

If by people you mean
13-year-old girls
And by ideas you mean
How they love the jonas brothers
I'm just kidding!
But let's be honest
That's a hefty majority

And if you don't believe me
You must be a noob!

So, welcome to YouTube!

You don't know what your missing
A-just try searching a-women kissing

It's YouTube. It's what this country's been needing
A generation of kids who don't waste their time reading

Am I the only one who thinks that lisa nova's hot
And chris crocker's not?

He's hotter

Most famous youtubers are either asian or they're gay
So there's an untapped YouTube celebrity, and it's name is geore takai
And if your favorite coat has got a doo-doo stain; I pray to God that that's chocolate rain

And I find videos of babys laughing a bit intrusive

Because barrak Obama won the election because of YouTube

Wait, did I say YouTube?
I meant the black vote

And I think that YouTube and fred are so cool!
And what the buck will be back in a jiffy lube

So welcome to YouTube
Yeah, I said welcome to YouTube
Hey. Welcome to YouTube

I said listen and linger
Charlie the unicorn bit my finger
It's YouTube
The impact is evident
Ms. Teen South Carolina just ran for vice president

Upload a video
You got nothin' to lose
Except all of you friends
And the approval of your parents

Hi, my name is mary and I'm 19 years old and I got drunk at a party and I think someone was videotaping it but I don't want anyone to see it 'cause I showed half of my boob

Sorry mary!
Welcome to YouTube
Say hello to YouTube
Say goodbye to your college scholarship

Yeah, and it'll keep on going and it'll never stop
Till it's privatized