men are like vows,
cause they are easily broken
women are like cows,
cause they both have vagina's

men are like muzzles ya,
cause they will try to shut you up
women are like puzzles
cause prier to 1920 neither had the right to vote
puzzles still don't

a man is an eagle
a women is a dove
women can fake orgasms
but men can fake love

women are like fingers and toes,
cause there easy to count on
men are like ravens and crows,
cause they hate using condoms

women are like Yahtzee,
cause i rarely get them
and men are like Nazis,
cause they both caused the holocaust

male strippers always look like there applying lotion
and female strippers when there dancing on the pole
just look like confused firemen

men and women.