C   Em 
You're a beautiful girl 
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and your pants are on so tight 
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that when you stand just right 
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I can see it all 
                      
When you're on the beach 
and your bikini's soaking wet 
I see a fuzzy silhouette 
as I look down below 
I see your cameltoe 
 
(Chorus) 
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Your biscuit, your beavage, i see your cooter clevage 
C                             F 
Your monkey, your muffin, you ain't hidden nothin, 
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Your coochie, your flapper, your showin off your snapper, 
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Your camel toe, it looks so right so baby let it show 
Am              F         G 
Looks like a big taco,   I see your camel toe 
C 
(Merci, madamme, voila la bearded clam) 
 
I could really go 
for a sideways sloppy joe 
or a tuna casserole 
baby don't you know 
 
I never thought I'd see 
so much of your anatomy 
Your jeans are so tight 
I'm learning gynecology 
I see your cameltoe 
 
(Chorus 2 (different)) 
Your labia your vulva ooh you know I love ya 
Urethra Vagina Nothin would be finer 
Its furry Its fluffy Lookin kinda buffy 
Your camel toe, it looks so right so baby let it show 
Looks like a big taco, 
I see your camel toe 
(Merci, madamme, voila la bearded clam) 
 
(Chorus) 
Your biscuit, your beavage, i see your cooter clevage 
Your monkey, your muffin, you ain't hidden nothin, 
Your coochie, your flapper, your showin off your snapper, 
Your camel toe, it looks so right so baby let it show 
Looks like a big taco, 
I see your camel toe