Snails is all goopy
My dog's name is snoopy
My girlfriend she left me
And that is o.k.
But I wish I was a tree
I'd know exactly what to say

Frog's are all spooky
And I don't know dookie
The world is so kooky
And scary to me
I wish I was a tree
Then I'd know exactly just who I should be

Tree just do their thing
They like to dress up in the spring
Trees just do their thing
When the wind blows they sing
Trees they don't worry
They're never in a hurry
Trees know know what not to say
And they chill in the sun all day

Lizard's is lazy
My girlfriend is crazy
About my best friend now
But hey it's o.k.
I wish I was a tree
Then I'd know exactly what to say