When I saw you for the very first time
A hunch back a uni-brow with a lazy eye
It's gonna take two bottles hell maybe four
I'm gonna drink til you ain't ugly anymore
I'm gonna drink til you ain't ugly anymore

I untied you from the hitch in post outside
You fit right in with the others by your side
Just line em up til my morals hit the floor
I'm gonna drink til you ain't ugly anymore
I'm gonna drink til you ain't ugly anymore

You were beat up from the feat up yes indeed
But Jack Daniels he's got a remedy
It's gonna take four bottles and maybe four more
I'm gonna drink til you ain't ugly anymore
I'm gonna drink til you ain't ugly anymore
I'm gonna drink til you ain't ugly anymore