Turkey Slappin'
1> I like meaty big plump birds
That gobble down the lot
They give good head especially when
It's on the chopping block

2> Pluck it's feathers make it smooth
Spread cranberry sauce like sap
Spread its legs for stuffing
Make it tender with a slap

CH> Wings are Flappin'
Necks are Snappin'
Turkey Slappin'