Este é o som de um pequeno violino do mundo This is the sound of the world's smallest violin Vi o pior dos piores problemas que você já teve I've seen worse than the worst trouble you've been in Você é o maior sofredor que quase nunca nasceu You're the greatest sufferer that almost never was born Você sempre foi o alvo do ridículo e desdém You've always been the object of ridicule and scorn Você mantém o título de enteado querido You hold the title of champion stepchild Seu pai morreu numa prisão e sua mãe se perdeu Your father died in prison and your mother ran wild Talvez você pudesse escrever um livro nos pedaços de confete Maybe you should write a book on pieces of confetti Porque isso faria até as tramas de Shakespeare parecem sem sentido e insignificantes Coz it makes even Shakespeare's plots seem meaningless and petty Você o teve forte e deixou bem claro You've had it rough you've made it very clear Que não desiste, você se resguarda (não importa o quão severo) That you don't give up you've persevered (no matter how severe) Por favor não vá, vai me fazer chorar Please don't go on you're gonna make me cry Você teve que ser You've got to be O cara mais infeliz The most unfortunate guy Não vai nos fazer chorar Don't go on you're gonna make us cry O cara mais infeliz The most unfortunate guy Ouvi algumas histórias tristes, mas a suas estão no topo da lista I've heard some sad luck stories, but yours tops the list E você liderou a corrida para os azarados do mundo And you lead the race for the world's unluckiest Você usa aquela coroa de espinhos e sentou no trono You wear that crown of thorns and sit upon that throne Você governa um reino de desespero e faz isso sozinho You rule a kingdom of despair and you do it all alone Tem nossa simpatia e nossos mais profundos arrependimentos You have our sympathy our deepest regrets Você segura a chave que abre a caixa trancada de desgraça You hold the key, which unlocks misfortune's chest Está nos dando a pior fala, que te faz lucrar You're giving us the poor mouth what do you stand to gain Está absorvendo o sol swpois de nos liquidar com chuva You're soakin up the sun after selling us the rainThis is the sound of the world's smallest violin I've seen worse than the worst trouble you've been in You're the greatest sufferer that almost never was born You've always been the object of ridicule and scorn You hold the title of champion stepchild Your father died in prison and your mother ran wild Maybe you should write a book on pieces of confetti Coz it makes even Shakespeare's plots seem meaningless and petty You've had it rough you've made it very clear That you don't give up you've persevered (no matter how severe) Please don't go on you're gonna make me cry You've got to be The most unfortunate guy Don't go on you're gonna make us cry The most unfortunate guy I've heard some sad luck stories, but yours tops the list And you lead the race for the world's unluckiest You wear that crown of thorns and sit upon that throne You rule a kingdom of despair and you do it all alone You have our sympathy our deepest regrets You hold the key, which unlocks misfortune's chest You're giving us the poor mouth what do you stand to gain You're soakin up the sun after selling us the rain