Greer County Bachelor

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My name is Tom Hight, an old bachelor I am,
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You’ll find me out West in the county of fame,
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You’ll find me out West on an elegant plain
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Starving to death on my government claim.


[Verse 2]
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Hurrah for Greer County! The land of the free,
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The land of the bedbug, grasshopper, and flea;
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I’ll sing of its praises, I’ll tell of its fame
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While I’m starving to death on my government claim.


[Verse 3]
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How happy am I when I crawl into bed!
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A rattlesnake hisses a tune at my head,
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A gay little centipede, all without fear
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Crawls over my pillow and into my ear.


[Verse 4]
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My clothes is all ragged, my language is rough;
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My bread is corndodgers, both solid and tough;
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And yet I am happy and live at my ease,
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On sorghum, molasses, and bacon and cheese.

[Verse 5]
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Good-bye to Greer County, where blizzards arise
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Where the sun never sinks, and a flea never dies
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And the wind never ceases but always remains
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Till it starves us to death on our government claim.


[Verse 6]
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Farewell to Greer County, farewell to the West,
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I’ll travel back East to the girl I love best,
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I’ll travel back Texas and marry me a wife,
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And quit eatin’ corndodgers for the rest of my life.