(Verse)
A                               E
I don't believe this we've been friends for so long
                F#m
It's so hard to see
     D
That you did this to me
A                             E
You came round asking just to mow the garden
                F#m  
You're a clever guy
     D
'Cos you did it for free - It's funny
F#m               E       D    (silent)
You think I don't already know
(Chorus)
         A      E
What if I, told you
    F#m      D
I'm watching you
A                 E
I've seen you two at the movies
F#m          D           (silent)
And alone in my jacuzzi's
A      E
You're screwed
        F#m       D
And I'm done with you
A                   E
Stay well clear and leave my mum alone 
F#m                 D
leave my mum alone, mum alone, mum alone 
(Verse)
A                            E
I came home and your car was in the front yard
          F#m           D
I went to see, what the f**k was going on - only
A                          E
I didn't ever think things could be so wrong
                  F#m              D
You unzipped your flies, and now I can't believe my eyes
F#m               E       D   (silent)
You think I don't already know
(Chorus)
         A      E
What if I, told you
    F#m      D
I'm watching you
A                 E
I've seen you two at the movies
F#m          D           (silent)
And alone in my jacuzzi's
A      E
You're screwed
        F#m       D
And I'm done with you
A                   E
Stay well clear and leave my mum alone
F#m                 D
Leave my mum alone, mum alone, mum alone
(Bridge)
              A          E
You did it to Steven and Ethan
F#m      D
Joey and Nathan
A         E
Josie and David
F#m             D
Peter, John and Mike
A                 E
Alison, Alistair, Monica McKalister
F#m                D
Madison, Harrison, and the guy from Travison's
F#m              E       D   (silent)
If so they don't already know
(Chorus)
         A      E 
What if I, told you
     F#m      D
They all hate you
A            E
I don't care about the movies
F#m           D
Or you two in my jacuzzi's
A      E
You're screwed
        F#m       D
And I'm done with you
A                   E
Stay well clear and leave my mum alone
F#m                 D
Leave my mum alone, mum alone, mum alone

Repeat chorus once