There's an evil man, who'll stop at nothing at all
He has a devious plan, that causes empires to fall
He can get ya when he wants ya, he can do what he likes
Cause he's armed to the teeth, with electrical spikes
He's possessed of a first-class criminal brain
And an unlimited supply of novocaine

Cause he's the
Death dentist
Death dentist
He's going to get you now
He's a
Death dentist
Death dentist

He evades detection with incredible skill
Interfering cops perish on the end of his drill
And thought the rumours are rife, nobody knows his name
So the CIA and the KGB and MI5 and Interpol all call him the same
That's
Death dentist
Death dentist
He's going to get you now
He's a
Death dentist
Death dentist

Now some people say he is out of his mind
Oh they don't appreciate the extent of his crimes
But when he gets in at you, you won't have no choice
You know you're a goner when you hear his voice
He leans right up close; you think "this is it"
He looks you in the mouth and says "this won't hurt a bit"
Cause he's a
Death dentist
Death dentist
He's going to get you now
Death dentist
Death dentist
He's going to get you now
Death dentist
Death dentist
He's going to get you now
Death dentist
Death dentist
He's going to get you now