I'm as weak as a kitten
And my brains are filled with glue
There's been a fire in my bed
And my veins are turning blue.
So I look in the mirror - what do I see?
I see the face of a monster looking at me
He's an evil-looking horror
And his skin looks just like mine
I'm coming to pieces
Panic in room 109
You know?
The other day I had a dream 'bout a famous movie star
I was in my room watching "Blind Date" with Cilla,
When the wall caved in
Fuck me! Godzilla!
He's got it in for Tokyo
He's gonna knock down all the buildings
He told me so
He does it every Saturday round about closing time
Now we're sharing a flat
Panic in room 109

Oh what, what, what did I do last night?
I said what, what, what did I do last night?
Oh, it fills me up with dread,
I don't know, it gave me evil dead fright!
I don't know what I did but it must've been all right
Yeah Godzilla and me don't care, we can handle it fine.
Every day we like to have a little panic in room 109