The Truth About Men

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We don't like to go out shopping We don't care what's on sale
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We just want to sit with a bag full of chips and watch the N.F.L.
           C                             C                        F
When you come over at half time and say does this dress fit too tight
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We look you in the eye with a big fat lie and say uh uh looks just right
                      G                                C
Well that's the truth men  Yeah that's the truth about us
            F            C                 Dm                   G
We like to hunt and golf on our days off Scratch and spit and cuss
         F                  C                           Am
And no matter what line we hand ya When we come draggin in
           F              C              G                       C
We ain't wrong We ain't sorry and it's probably gonna happen a-gain
    C                                      F                  C
We hate watching Steel Magnolias We like Rambo and Die Hard Four
             F                       C
Jump up and down like fools when we see the new tools
Dm                  G
at the Home Depot Store
            C                                  C                  F
We don't really want to take you to dinner at some fancy restaur-ant
F                                  C
The only reason we do is cause we know it leads to
     G                      C
the one thing that we all want
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Well that's the truth about men Yeah that's the truth about guys
              F                C
We'd rather pick guitars and work on cars
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Then to work on the problems in our lives
       F                    C        C            Am
And though we might said it to you every now and then
            F             C                G                     C
We ain't wrong We ain't sorry and it's probably gonna happen a-gain
         F                                   C
If you really want to know what we're all thinking
        G              C
It's nothing too com-plex
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It's just something cold for drinking and whole lot of s.e.
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Yes that's the truth about truth men Well that's the truth about us
            F                   C
We like to hunt and golf and  drive around lost
Dm                       G
Scratch and spit and a whole lot of other disgusting stuff
          F                  C                            Am
And no matter what line we give you When we come crawling in
           F              C              G                      C
We ain't wrong We ain't sorry and it's probably gonna happen a-gain
          F                C              G
We ain't wrong We ain't sorry and it's probably gonna happen
G                                              C
Sure it's gonna happen You know it's again
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That's the truth about men

"yeah" "no it's not" "You know it son" "Tell 'em how it is"