Note: n.c. means to no chord played 
C is repeated in areas, because it feels like a chord change 
but it stays C 
 
     
 
Intro run up  h=hammered on 
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           C                     F                        C  
We don't like to go out shopping We don't care what's on sale  
F                           C                     Dm           G     
We just want to sit with a bag full of chips and watch the N.F.L. 
           C                             C                        F         
When you come over at half time and say does this dress fit too tight 
F                              C               G                     C       
We look you in the eye with a big fat lie and say uh uh looks just right 
                      G                                C 
Well that's the truth men  Yeah that's the truth about us 
            F            C                 Dm                   G     
We like to hunt and golf on our days off Scratch and spit and cuss 
         F                  C                           Am    
And no matter what line we hand ya When we come draggin in 
           F              C              G                       C  
We ain't wrong We ain't sorry and it's probably gonna happen a-gain 
    C                                      F                  C       
We hate watching Steel Magnolias We like Rambo and Die Hard Four 
             F                       C        
Jump up and down like fools when we see the new tools  
Dm                  G 
at the Home Depot Store 
            C                                  C                  F 
We don't really want to take you to dinner at some fancy restaur-ant 
F                                  C 
The only reason we do is cause we know it leads to  
     G                      C 
the one thing that we all want 
                             G                                C  
Well that's the truth about men Yeah that's the truth about guys 
              F                C  
We'd rather pick guitars and work on cars 
         Dm                  G   
Then to work on the problems in our lives 
       F                    C        C            Am                 
And though we might said it to you every now and then 
            F             C                G                     C 
We ain't wrong We ain't sorry and it's probably gonna happen a-gain 
         F                                   C  
If you really want to know what we're all thinking  
        G              C 
It's nothing too com-plex 
               F                 C          Dm  
It's just something cold for drinking and whole lot of s.e.  
                                  G                              C  
Yes that's the truth about truth men Well that's the truth about us 
            F                   C  
We like to hunt and golf and  drive around lost 
Dm                       G   
Scratch and spit and a whole lot of other disgusting stuff 
          F                  C                            Am  
And no matter what line we give you When we come crawling in  
           F              C              G                      C  
We ain't wrong We ain't sorry and it's probably gonna happen a-gain 
          F                C              G 
We ain't wrong We ain't sorry and it's probably gonna happen 
G                                              C 
Sure it's gonna happen You know it's again 
n.c.                             C   
That's the truth about men 
 
"yeah" "no it's not" "You know it son" "Tell 'em how it is"