C        Em               Bb                    A
Fat ugly fat man swam in a red tire made of stone
    Dm7                G                 C           F      C
A painted lady paddled next to him with two poodles on her lap
C              Em
Garbo quietly picked a flower
          Bb                      A
While the chauffeur won his check again
    Dm7               G                C       F         C
And Barrymore took an noname  out and  diamond fell like rain
C               Em                   Bb                           A
Cisco Kid and a bald headed waitress trapped underneath a bed of brass
    Dm7                     G                   C         F       C
The french cook served them chocolates and some cold cuts on the grass
 C                 Em                 Bb    A
Louilla ripped her zebra pants in the polo lounge
    Dm7             G                C      F       C
And Errol Flynn was not let in cause he was coming down
C              Dm7
Up in Zanadu  diamonds fell like rain
G                      F           C
Citizen Kane was king poor Citizen Kane
C         Em                       Bb             A
Valentino suddenly appeared in his midnight blue tuxedo
      Dm7          G                C       F        C
Had a falcon on his shoulder eating chicken from his hands
    C              Em            Bb                    A
And Fatty Arbuckel waddled by on way to the bath house green
 Dm7                         G         C         F        C
Frankenstein ate the leading lady and licked the carcass clean
C              Dm7
Up in Zanadu  diamonds fell like rain
G                     F            C
Citizen Kane was king poor Citizen Kane