C
I'll be the best boyfriend that you've ever had
C7
I'll make you really happy and I'll never make you sad
   F
I'll be the perfect lover if you promise not to tell
        Fm
All the bodies in the basement all deserve to go to hell

[Verse 1]
      C                       
I'm a soft guy by skin
      C7
And a mean one at heart
   F
So if you touch my lover
       Fm
I will tear your world apart

[Chorus]
                      C
'Cause you're the best boyfriend that I've ever had
  C7
I love you more than flowers and I think you're really rad
    F
You give me lots of kisses, and I give you lots of hugs
       Fm
All my friends inside the sewers  really like to play with bugs

[Verse 2]
         C                        
You're a smart guy by skin
      C7
But a dumb one at heart
    F
I'm cute but I am vicious
       Fm
I will tear your world apart

[Chorus]
               C
Was I the best boyfriend that you've ever had?
  C7
I tried to make you happy but you only made me sad
  F
I told you that I loved you, but I'll never be enough
     Fm
So I made you my new angel and I stowed you in the dust

[Verse 3]
    C                    
I'm heaven by skin 
      C7
But a demon at heart
      F
So be kind to all your lovers
            Fm
'Cause I'm hiding in the dark

[Chorus] *strum once
               C
I'll be the best boyfriend that you'll ever have
     C7
I'll make you really happy and I'll never make you sad
     F
I'll be the perfect lover if you promise not to tell
        Fm*                                              C*
All the bodies in the basement all deserve to go to hell