Instead of wasting your time telling us we suck
why don't you ask us if we give a fuck?
Cuz as far as we're concerned you've got no opinion
and we'll scream in your ear and wreck your fucking concentration

You say you've heard the same three chords before
anc coming to our shows is such a bore
We all smile and get that sensation
cuz it's great to be known as an irritation

Alternative? Alternative to what? I'd like to know
cuz you're convinced it sucks. If it ain't on the radio
that's all right. We don't want your face around here anyway
So just stay home at your stupid fucking party while we fucking play