I've practiced in the mirror
I've got the clapping part down
but you'll never see it unless
each of my dozen friends are around

I'm an individual
a human being with a mind of my own
and you can't tell me shit

So at the show, you pussies on the floor
can bet that the only reason that you're alive
is cuz I haven't killed you yet and that's because
I'm a freethinker, so I can fucking point and sing

even when there isn't even any fucking music playing
I'm a human being with a mind of my own
and I think for myself
all the time when my friends come over
and watch the X-Files