G                 Bm     
Hellmouth boy, my vacant queen
C
Glitter in between my teeth
G              Bm      
Here we gather at your feet
C
Speak himself to sunken sleep
G                   D#
Can't stop shitting where you eat
Em               Bm
You're a joke or I'm just mean


[Bridge]
G               D#
I can't cum and I can't lie
Em                  Bm
I can't stop making myself cry
G                     D#
I'll have my cake and eat it too
  Em               Bm
I wish I could be good to you


[Chorus]
         C     G                   Bm7           C     G
Am I the best?   Or just the first person to say yes?
                  Bm7            C     G
Or just the first person to say yaaaass            x2
                        Bm7
Or just the first person to say…


[Interlude]

G Bm C


[Verse 2]
G              Bm      
Like a husband loves a wife
C
Every day and every nii-ight
G                 Bm      
Milk my brain and take my life
C
Everything we say is right


[Bridge]
G                     D#
Little monkey up your sleeve
Em               Bm
Kiss each other, make a scene
G                    D#
"We're all slaves to fame, I guess"
Em                Bm
Push me down, put on your dress
     G                D#
I'll have my cake and eat it too
  Em              Bm
I wish I could be good to you


[Chorus]
         C     G                   Bm7           C     G
Am I the best?   Or just the first person to say yes?
                  Bm7           C       G
Or just the first person to say yaaaass            x2
                        Bm7          G
Or just the first person to say…