I have to wait a year for my birthday like everyone else
An odd form of mourning
A huge collection of DVDs
And I am looking at my phone in peace

Send my fondest regards to the comments section
The comments are neither created nor destroyed
A disconnected smoke detector oftentimes, or all the time

I'm retracting my invitations
And pulling down the decorations

I don't want to think about
The life I learned to live without
A diet coke
A diet fries
A diet life, but super size
So you got everything you wanted, now what?
So you got everything you wanted, now what?
I don't want to think about it, don't make me
I don't want to think about it, don't make me

It's too cold for a coke
It's too cold for corruption
Man, it's too cold for charity
But I can talk to computers
They'll tell me what the weather is

Lucky Charms
And I was born at the front of the line
My teeth in my mouth
My upset stomach that never ends
From being someone else's friend

I'm retracting my invitations
And pulling down the decorations

I don't want to think about
The life I learned to live without
A diet coke
A diet fries
A diet life, but super size
So you got everything you wanted, now what?
So you got everything you wanted, now what?
I don't want to think about it, don't make me
I don't want to think about it, don't make me

I'm retracting my invitations
And pulling down the decorations

I don't want to think about
The life I learned to live without
A diet coke
A diet fries
A diet life, but super size
So you got everything you wanted, now what?
So you got everything you wanted, now what?
I don't want to think about it, don't make me
I don't want to think about it, don't make me