C                C6
If someone stood up in a crowd
    C                   C6
And raised his voice up way out loud
    Dm/G              G7
And waved his arm and shook his leg
                   Gdim   G7
You'd notice him

C                 C6
If someone in the movie show
       C            C6
Yelled Fire in the second row
     Dm/G             G7
This whole place is a powder keg
                  Ab7   C
You'd notice him

C   Em           B7/E           Em   B7/E
And even without clucking like a hen
Em            B7/E            Em    B7/E
Everyone gets noticed now and then
   G/D                  D7               G/D
Unless of course that personage should be
  D7/A                     D7/G  G7
Invisible inconsequential me

G7
Cellophane
Mister Cellophane
        C
Shoulda been my name
Mister Cellophane
               G7
Cause you can look right through me
Walk right by me
Ab7           G7       C
And never know I'm there

I tell ya
G7
Cellophane
Mister Cellophane
        C
Shoulda been my name
Mister Cellophane
               G7
Cause you can look right through me
Walk right by me
Ab7           G7       C
And never know I'm there

   C              C6
Suppose you was a little cat
  C           C6
Residin' in a person's flat
    Dm/G             G7
Who fed you fish and scratched your ears
                  Gdim  G7
You'd notice him

   C              C6
Suppose you was a woman wed
    C             C6
And sleepin' in a double bed
   Dm/G             G7
Beside one man for seven years
                  Ab7   C
You'd notice him

  Em            B7/E             Em   B7/E
A human being's made of more than air
     Em                    B7/E            Em     B7/E
With all that bulk you're bound to see him there
  G/D             D7            G/D
Unless that human bein' next to you
   D7/A
Is unimpressive undistinguished
G7  Adim G7
You know who

Bb7
[whistle]
        Eb
Shoulda been my name
Mister Cellophane
               Bb7
Cause you can look right through me
Walk right by me
B7           Bb7       Eb
And never know I'm there
I tell ya
C7
Cellophane
Mister Cellophane
        F
Shoulda been my name
Mister Cellophane
               C7
Cause you can walk right by me
Look right through me
Ab7                C7  Dm
And never know I'm there
F/C        C7sus4  C7     Fm     Db7   F
Never even know I'm there