G   C   E   D
E|---|---|---|---|
B|---|---|---|---|
G|---|-5-|---|-7-|
D|-5-|-5-|-2-|-7-|
A|-5-|-3-|-2-|-5-|
E|-3-|---|-0-|---|

Intro: G, C, E, G, D

G                                         C
I get turned on by her arms in a hamper.  Parents that are daring
                        E                                   G    D
zipping in the comapies night.  I bet their getting sweaty.
G                                                 C
?Cause when I met you, you were a virgin in paper trying to be
                       E             G             D
wishing all I could at all your just not like your mom.

Chorus 2x
G                      C                     E
I look like your mom.  I act like your mom.  I smell like your mom
G             D
gonna come oh where?s your mom?