Once there was a girl
Who had a very sexy dream
The kind they'd have in movie scenes
The kind that's rated R
And once there was a boy
Who had a hell of a physique
The kind they put in magazines
And it really turned me on

It's so hypnotic, hypnotic
The way he moves his body, his body
The way he's got me
Pining and climbing the walls of my flat
Clutching my pearls at the thought of his abs

H-h-heaven
H-h-help me
When he struts into the room
All I wanna do is uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh
Can't a girl be
Young, dumb, and horny?
God, I'm acting like a fool
All I wanna do is uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh (uh-huh)

Under the glittery flights
Emerges a perfect silhouette
Wish I was dripping in sweat
Oh, it won't be long (ooh)

And to be honest, be honest
I'm tempted to jump on it, jump on it
Oh, please could someone
Pass me a knife for the tension between us?
Clutching my pearls at the thought of his— personality

H-h-heaven
H-h-help me
When he struts into the room
All I wanna do is uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh
Can't a girl be
Young, dumb, and horny?
God, I'm acting like a fool
All I wanna do is uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh (uh-huh)

Alright so, here I am
Sitting around in a leopard print gown
Wondering what it is you're wearing now
Picking the petals off all of the flowers
I pray thee will join me when I take a shower

H-h-heaven (heaven)
H-h-help me
When he struts into the room
All I wanna do is uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh
Can't a girl be (girl be)
Young, dumb, and horny? (Young, dumb, and horny)
God, I'm acting like a fool
All I wanna do is uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh (uh-huh)

(Young, dumb, and horny)
God, I'm acting like a fool
All I wanna do is uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh