A D A D
A D A D


[Verse 1]
          A
Grabbed a sixer of Gansett, $5.99
           D
Cause it's Monday, I'm wasted
D
Half of the time


[Verse 2]
     A
Play smash till I pass out
A
My bed is on the couch
     D
Wake up with a sore neck
D
Like I smashed my back out


[Chorus]
Bm
Let me tell you how it is
    F#m
I'm greasy and gross
Bm                   F#        A    B
Deodorant odor mixed with cigarette smoke
                            F#
Doing anything I want, good god I'm so broke
  E
A warning sign, for most it's not a joke


[Instrumental]
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[Verse 3]
A
Then I went and got a thirty of Busch Light, $15.99
            D
It's Friday night
D
And I spent the rest of my pay check on pizza bites


[Verse 4]
  A
A day late on rent
A
Missed a call from my doctor
      D
Sleep with one eye open
D
My land lord's a mobster


[Chorus]
Bm
Let me tell you how it is
    F#m
I'm greasy and gross
Bm                   F#        A    B
Deodorant odor mixed with cigarette smoke
                            F#
Doing anything I want, good god I'm so broke
  E
A warning sign, for most it's not a joke


[Instrumental]
F#m F# A


[Bridge]
                A
Lets drink this place dry
            D                 F#m
Until we're thrown out of the bar
     Bm                       D         E
Wake up on a bench there's no gas in my car
       A          D        F#m
Act my shoe size, never my age
      Bm
Then next week lets repeat
      D                 E            A
Cause none of this will matter anyway


[Outro]
A D A D
F#m D B