I don't wanna wake up
I wanna go back to sleep
I'll take my chances on the lottery

Doing nothing is fine
If it's nothing you need
I can always find love for lease
Yeah, I got a real job
But I'm already late
Can I blame the bus for not enough sick days
Laying low, passin' time
With my 40's and dimes
I'm a loser from 9 to 5
I wanna be lazy
Don't wanna go outside today
I wanna be lazy
Don't care if I got bills to pay
I wanna be lazy
As lazy as I can be
I wanna be lazy
Got a case of slackers disease
Maybe I'll get around
To getting dressed for the day
But I rather watch The Big Lebowski
Bought a collage degree
But it don't mean a thing shoulda majored in being lucky
And I ain't gonna lie
Got no money for rent
Spent it all on marijuana and cigarettes
The day is already mine
Tomorrow just has to wait
Yesterday is just a bit too late
I wanna be lazy
Don't wanna go outside today
I wanna be lazy
Don't care if I got bills to pay
I wanna be lazy
As lazy as I can be
I wanna be lazy
Got a case of slackers disease

Doing nothing is fine
If it's nothing you need
Well it's all that I need yeah
I wanna be lazy
Don't wanna go outside today
I wanna be lazy
Don't care if I got bills to pay
I wanna be lazy
As lazy as I can be
I wanna be lazy
Got a case of slackers disease