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And when you said: "I've got nothing on beneath this dress", that was such great flirting!
   D                Bm                F#m          G
I usually find such candidness sort of disconcerting
              D                                  G
But you said: "I don't wear underwear because it leaves a stripe
D                                                     G
People sneer, but do you think I care? They're usually not my type!"


[Verse 2]
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And soon we're reeling from the beer that we keep buying
 D                   Bm        F#m         G
You ask me what I'm doing here and I start lying
 D                                          G
You're wondering what is on my mind is it a one night stand?
 D                        G                                         A
You laugh and say: "Baby I'm not blind!" and then you squeeze my hand


[Chorus]
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But please, let's be quick before it melts
  D    Bm             F#m             G
Please, let's just be quick before it melts


[Verse 3]
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The next thing I know we're in the street and we're being sleazy
  D             Bm                   F#m     G
You ask me if I want to eat, but I'm too uneasy
 D                                                    G
You put your hand onto the very place my girlfriend's hand should be
 D                                                    G
You haven't exactly got the kind of face that invites honesty


[Chorus 2]
    D    Bm            F#m          G
But please, let's be quick before it melts
  D    Bm             F#m             G
Please, let's just be quick before it melts
             D                  Bm        F#m                G
You said: "It feels right so I just might let you sleep with me tonight
           D              Bm         F#m                       G
And then tomorrow, if you do go, you have my word, no-one will ever know"


[Chorus 3]
    D    Bm            F#m          G
But please, let's be quick before it melts
  D    Bm             F#m             G
Please, let's just be quick before it melts
             D                  Bm        F#m                G
You said: "It feels right so I just might let you sleep with me tonight
           D              Bm         F#m                       G
And then tomorrow, if you do go, you have my word, no-one will ever know"