Willies Got A Big Deck

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I bought a little house in a west side neighborhood
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The girls came over to party life is good
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Till Willie moved in next door and he's made my life a wreck
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Now the girls are always over at Willie's cause Willie's got a big deck

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With...a hot tub on it
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And the girls really want it
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There's a band playing and lots of thong bikinis
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There's a barbeque grill in the corner and they're eatin' weenies
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Check out the blonde on the hot tub ladder
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I guess it just goes to show size does matter
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Willie's got a big deck...

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I decided to get some redecoratin' done
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I got some plants made sure they were well hung
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I thought a long hot tanning bed might do the trick
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But all I got was this tan and Willie's got a big deck

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With... hot babes on it
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And they know how to flaunt it
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In those itsy bittsy teeny weeny yellow dental floss bi kinis
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They're drinking 'frou- frou' drinks with umb rellas and they're burning tikis
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Check out the twins on the hot tub ladder
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I guess it just goes to show size does matter
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Cause Willie's got a big deck

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If you can't beat 'em might as well join 'em
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And that's exactly what I did
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Now me and Big Willie are the best of friends
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And some day I'm gonna be like him
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Cause Willie's got a big deck

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With...my tanning bed on it
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And the girls really want it
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The hot tub's bubbling over with thong bik inis
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They're funnelin beer and sippin martinis
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There's a naked redhead everybody's staring at her
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Willie showed us all size does matter
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(N.C.) Cause Willie's got a big deck