Db                       Ab
I scrambled those eggs for you
  Db                 Ab
I generally did what you asked me to
  Db              Ab
I still got no respect, no
        Db                    Ab
I'm the Rodney Dangerfield of your ex-girlfriend

[Chorus]
    Db                Ab
Why do you hate me? Why?
    Db                Ab
Why do you hate me? Why?
    Db     Fm  Ab Bbm
Why do you hate   me?
        Db
Oh, why do you hate me?
    Db
Why do you? Why do you do?

[Verse 2]
  Db                      Ab
I wrote my best jokes for you
  Db                       Ab
I did my best gags 'til my face turned blue
      Db               Ab
And I never even got a laugh, no
         Db                      N.C
Rodnеy's turning in his grave on my behalf

[Chorus]
    Db                Ab
Why do you hate me? Why?
    Db                Ab
Why do you hate me? Why?
    Db     Fm  Ab Bbm
Why do you hate   me?
        Db
Oh, why do you hate me?
    Db
Why do you? Why do you do?

[Bridge]
Db              Ab
  I don't wanna talk about it anymore
Db              Ab
  I don't wanna feel your face upon my floor
Db           Ab
  I gave you all I had with no returns
Db                      Ab
  I thought you were my friend which makes it even worse

[Instrumental]
Db      Ab
Db      Ab
Db Fm  Ab Bbm
Db      Db

[Verse 3]
    Db                         Ab
You shoulda left your girl for me
            Db                Ab
But then my morals are low as my self-esteem
    Db                        Ab
So I guess I wish you all the best, yeah
          Db                      Ab
Hope your love is as solid as the head on her chest

[Bridge]
    Bbm                  Fm
You used to like me (Why do you hate me?)
    Bbm                  Fm
You used to like me (Why do you hate me?)
    Bbm           Db             Fm        Bbm
You used to wanna spend all your time with me
        Db
Oh, you used to like me
    Db
You used to, you used to

[Chorus]
    Db                Ab
Why do you hate me? Why?
    Db                Ab
Why do you hate me? Why?
    Db     Fm  Ab Bbm
Why do you hate   me?
        Db
Oh, why do you hate me?
    Db
Why do you? Why do you do?

[Chorus]
    Db                Ab
Why do you hate me? Why?
    Db                Ab
Why do you hate me? Why?
    Db     Fm  Ab Bbm
Why do you hate   me?
        Db
Oh, why do you hate me?
    Db
Why do you? Why do you? Do you?