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[Pre-Chorus]
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She never cried when old Yeller died
            G                          D
She wasn't washed in the blood of the lamb
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She never stood up for the star spangled banner
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And she wasn't a John Wayne fan
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Her baby blue eyes hid the warning signs
      G                    D
That woman was bad to the bone
G                     D
She never cried when old Yeller died
           A                         D  C# D
So do you think I'll cry when she's gone

[Verse 1]
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So desperate, I answered an ad in the personals
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Hoping to find me a date
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A good lookin' non smokin' full figured Leo
     E                     A
Was looking to find her a mate
Bm                       G
We hit it off, we got it on
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My love was growing so strong
     A
Then I started seeing a side of that woman
                         Am
I should have seen all along

[Chorus]
D
She never cried when old Yeller died
            G                          D
She wasn't washed in the blood of the lamb
D
She never stood up for the star spangled banner
         E                   A
And she wasn't a John Wayne fan
     D
Her baby blue eyes hid the warning signs
      G                    D
That woman was bad to the bone
G                     D
She never cried when old Yeller died
           A                         D
So do you think I'll cry when she's gone

[Instrumental]
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[Verse 2]
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I can't believe I just didn't see
      G                   D
The writing there on the wall
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Listening to those Barry Mannilow records
          E                      A
Was just one of her character flaws
    Bm                      G
Sometimes she was rude, and naturally crude
          D                   G
But this good old boy let it pass
     A
But when she cussed in front of my mom

I told she could kiss my

[Chorus]
      D
Yeah She never cried when old Yeller died
            G                          D
She wasn't washed in the blood of the lamb
D
She never stood up for the star spangled banner
         E                   A
And she wasn't a John Wayne fan
     D
Her baby blue eyes hid the warning signs
      G                    D
That woman was bad to the bone
G                     D
She never cried when old Yeller died
           A                         D
So do you think I'll cry when she's gone
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She never cried when old Yeller died
       E           A              G  D
And I ain't gonna cry when she's gone