I come home and catch my wife
In the arms of someone else
I don't really trust my eyes
Oh what the hell is life

Going to the market place
Chatting up a pretty girl
Her nasty fellow knocks me down
Oh what the hell is life

Picking up a red-light slut
Oh my god - she's really hot
Took all my money and my pride

Don't you be a loser - come to cornamusa
The music at the corner and we really have much fun
Don't you be a loser - come to cornamusa
The party's never ending - (yeah) - 'till the morning comes

Don't you be a loser - come to cornamusa
Music, corn and pints of beer let's have a dink or two
Don't you be a loser - come to cornamusa
And if you are a sunny girl let's drink on me and you

Picking up a red light slut
Oh my god - she's really hot
Took all my money and my pride
Oh what the hell is life

Passing water at the loo
And I had my Waterloo
A burning feeling - crazy night

Don't you be a loser...

Spoken part
And the meaning of the story:
Be happy and give in!
Just come to Cornamusa
Instead of quarrelling
'Cause it's the very thing

Don't you be a loser...